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Bass-o-matic '76.
(From http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qbassamatic.phtml
[ open on manic Spokesman standing before his product, which rests on a table in fronr of him ]
Spokesman: How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting fresh way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.
Here's how it works: Seize a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass - that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. [ drops the bass into the blender ] Now, adjust the manipulation dial so that the bass is blended just the way you prefer it. [ turns blender on and grinds it to a pulp ] Yes, it's that simple!
[ cut to Bass-Drinker on another part of the set ]
Bass-Drinker
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Mad tv is the worst show of all time. it's skits range from direct rip offs of snl to their usual characters repeating the matching GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING PHRASES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER until they run out of their hour long time slot. Every time i see this aborted fetus of a show i sense the sudden urge to vomit all over alex borsteins face or to rip off Mo collin's jaw. Every time i catch another comment from a cast member about how they are better than snl i need to take that cast member and punch them in the croch until they can't pollute the gene pool any further. Snl may suck in the 2000's but they have nearly 20 years of amazing episodes with the likes of will ferrell, chris farley, adam sandler, david hammond, and soooooo many others. skits like jingleheimer junction, celebrity jeapordy, schmitts gay, the ladies man, christopher walken's more cowbell skit, and many many more that i cant even remember. what the hell does mad tv have thats not dumb fuck comedy like long for swan? in concise FUCK mad tv i hope there show goes down in a fiery fucked up
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