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[ A dispatch from the Youth and Popular Customs Desk here at Language Log Plaza, where things possess been kinda unhurried lately. Hat-tip to Jim Wilson. ]

It's been just over two days since Comedy Central aired the Fishsticks episode of South Park. (See the packed episode here.) The basic premise: the fact that "fish sticks" kinda sounds like "fish dicks", and the claim that this is "quite possibly the funniest joke ever conceived".

A: Do you like fishsticks?
B: Yes.
A: Execute you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?
B: Yes.
A: What are you, a homosexual fish?

Another part of the premise of the episode is that nobody (in the fake nature of South Park) had ever idea of the joke before. In the "real" world (as viewed via the lens of YouTube, anyway), the joke has been around, if only covertly; see for example this video posted November 2007.

Yet another part of the premise is that Kanye West doesn't get the joke and thinks that everyone is seriously suggesting that he's a gay fish. Various people experiment to explain the joke to Kanye — by repeating it slowly, pointing out that it's "word play", and asking "don't you get it?" — but Kan

Marriage

Bob was a very keen angler, but he eventually found second to meet a lovely teen and they were married. After the honeymoon, Bob was in his garage sorting out reels when his new wife came in to watch him.

After a long period of silence she finally said: “Darling, I’ve just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don’t need to spend so much of your time out here in your garage and you could think about selling some of your fishing stuff … like do you need all those rods, lures, old reel parts and smelly nets. You could sell that tatty boat and with the money we could have a new bathroom.”

A horrified look crept over Bob’s face and silently stared at her. She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

He replied, “Nothing … but for a minute there, you were starting to sound prefer my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!?” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

Bob replied, “I wasn’t…”

Two fishing mates

Bill and Pete are fishing together. Pete is unusually quiet and lost in thought.

“What’s up Pete” asks Bill.

“The wife and I had a row about how much

The best fish jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this hour because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The monitoring week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a chilly beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp blaze glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?" "I didn't have to," Steve replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands advocate , she was standing there in a beautiful look through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' So, Here I am!"
A woman goes into a store to procure a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t understand which one to acquire so she just g

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Once upon a moment, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after.
He went fishing and chasing as much as he wanted and played golf a lot and drank beer all night long and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

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Best Bait for Geat Catch

The writer asks the winners of a Fishing Contest what their secret is:
3rd place winner - I am a surgeon, Once I tried to catch with human appendix, fish liked it, I caught a lot of pike, carp and chub with it.
2nd place winner - I also work in a hospital and specialize in Adenoid glands removal. I also tried once to fish with glands with great victory. The results far exceeded the expectations. Perch, crucian carp, sunfish loved the glands.
Question to the winner: you must also be a doctor?
The challenge winner - Oh, you're going to be laughing...
I am a rabbi in the local synagogue, I perform circumcisions every date.

Willpower!